1.1.09

How To Welcome The Year You're Pretty Sure Will See You Plathing Out

1. Get a good friend to come to your house.
2. Go with aforementioned friend to obtain a mass amount of champagne and confetti poppers
3. Down most of a bottle of champagne, one sparks, and some rum 'n cider.
4. At midnight run around in the front yard with aforementioned friend and a sibling trying to catch as much confetti as possible on your head. Take photos. (Did I mention you should also have sparklers?)
5. Friend will go home.
6. IM the person you are dating to let this person that you are covered confetti and you want to kiss him/her and also that this not seeing him/her for eight weeks and counting fucking sucks hard.
7. Receive some great drunk dials.
8. Finally pass out hoping you don't wake up in the morning.

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